he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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