Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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