i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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