my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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