In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
