Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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