who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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