She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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