so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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