love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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