garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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