Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Someone signed my nipple.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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