I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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