I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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