you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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