Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
