I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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