Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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