I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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