I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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