Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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