I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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