She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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