I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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