you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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