some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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