just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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