Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
