Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
MIDGETS
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
