I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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