Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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