What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
