like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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