ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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