Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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