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My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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