if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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