it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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