When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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