allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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