Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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