He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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