i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Randomize
