Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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