So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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