Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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