Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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