I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
