I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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