yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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