five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
His nipple licking is glorious
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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