I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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