Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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