I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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